Margarita Madness

EL TEDDY'S serves a variety of Margarita's made from top-shelf tequila's, so that may be the place Crystal Chappell had in mind when she placed a little wager with co-star Laura Wright and me at another party. Crystal, who is to margaritas as pigs are to truffles, bragged: "I know where to go for the greatest margaritas in the city. I will take you both, and if you don't agree they're the best, I will clean your toilets."

"Crystal Chappell is going to clean our toilets!" Laura squealed, perhaps envisioning, as was I, the photo op. Crystal plunged on. "I'm actually very good at it. But I will take you to the best margarita. I give you my word."

I'll report back. Meanwhile, the conversation turned (doesn't it always?) to breasts, with both moms having the experience that motherhood dimished theirs. "I happen to love my little breasts," Laura said. "And I happen to miss my big ones," Crystal sighed.

Laura: "I had average, and then, after I had Lauren, I was flat as a pancake, and I loved it! I love being able to throw on a tee shirt and not have to wear a bra."

Crystal: "Whereas I thank God for the Wonderbra."

Laura: "During the last pregnancy my breasts were enormous--- weren't they John?" she called over to hubby John Wright, who had strayed off, not particularly interested in girl talk. "Huh?" John responded. Laura continued: "I kept saying through my pregnancy: "I cannot wait to get my little boobies back."

Crystal clarified: "I'm not unhappy with my breasts. I love them. My pre-pregnancy breasts just had more oomph and volume to them, and I miss that. But, you know, I don't need to join a support group any time soon." So to speak.